SOTU and my Dream Foursome #firstblog
What fun this is! I’ve always wanted to get a blog going, and I’m glad I can do it on these terms. You know, where it isn’t my only job and I’m not starving for clicks. Also just pretty cool that a moron like me can whip up a website in seconds! Maybe I’ll get into #coding now. Move to silicon valley and teach all those wingnuts a thing or two. Seems easy enough.
I’ll cut to the chase. What the hell is this blog about? I don’t know. Probably whatever seems interesting to me. I could care less what the reader(s?) think(s). I like sports, there’ll be some of that. Definitely golf. But I also like crazy shit, like George Santos, clothes for dogs, diplomatic issues, videos of people fighting on the internet, things of that nature.
Did anyone watch the state of the union last night? I did! I am a god-fearing rootin-tootin red white and blue-blooded American who has no idea what the fuck is going on. That’s a joke, except for the last part of course! How could you have any idea what is going on? The camera work was fantastic though. I watched a little on Fox News and a little on MSNBC cause I’m a badass. There were so many great shots of those flabbergasted and smug folks on the right side of the room alongside the left side who were clapping and yelping as if they’d just seen our father who art in heaven. There was a solid amount of chatter about unity which is nice and all. But I do kind of miss the ole times when Donny Ball Games was up there spouting his rhythmic slurs. Enough politics. But still, a fascinating watch!
Aaron Rodgers, Kyrie Irving, and George Santos would be my dream foursome. I’m talking about golf you disgusting slugs. Think of the chatter. Think of the handicap inaccuracies. I would have no chance with those sandbagging sons of beaches! Kyrie probably aims every putt straight at the hole, cause, you know. Santos probably has got a hell of a big stick. I’m talking about the driver you heathen, it’s a golf club. I would want to do a scramble where Kyrie and A-Rodg are on one team cause they’re athletes and then George and I would be on a team cause I’m sure we could find something in common. I’ll just have to look at his resume to figure it out!
Give the ole Twitter (@HowieHotakes) (Hit the little birdie below too)) a follow if you think of it. I don’t post often, but perhaps this new forum will motivate me to fire off some #hottakes!
