24 Hot and Lukewarm Takes for 2024

The President Elect will NOT be named Donald or Joe.

The Toronto Blue Jays will win the World Series.

Vladimir Putin will win the Russian Presidential election in March. (not hot)

JetBlue and Spirit Airlines will NOT successfully merge.

The NHL will announce the addition of two expansion franchises.

Apple will change their universal charging cord again. (certainly not hot)

UCONN will repeat as Men’s College Basketball Champions.

Barbie will NOT win the Oscar for Best Picture.

The earth’s temperature in 2024 will crush the record set in 2023. (hot, and not good)

Interest rates will continue to fall.

Mark Zuckerburg will step down as the CEO of Meta.

The Boston Celtics will win the NBA Title.

The Bath Golf Club in Bath, Maine will be sold to the non profit seeking to maintain its 18-hole status.

The New England Patriots will win 9 games with Kirk Cousins as their quarterback.

DJ Khaled will stop golfing.

Bill Belichick will be the head coach of the Tennessee Titans Dallas Cowboys Atlanta Falcons.

Stanley Cups will go out of style. (these ones, not this one)

The US will NOT win the most gold medals at the Summer Olympics.

Stripes will be back. (fashion)

Tommy Fleetwood will win the PGA Championship.

Howard Stern will retire.

Jack Harlow will become irrelevant.

The Red Sox will lose more games than they win.

Howiehottakes will take over the internet.