25 Hot Takes for 2025

There’s so much crazy shit (stuff) going on that it’s pretty hard to make predictions you all might consider to be “hot”, and have them be contained in a calendar year. Most of these are just takes I need to get off my chest.

Sun Chips taste bad.

Sungjae Im will win a major championship in 2025.

February should have 28 days every year, the generation with birthdays on the 29th will phase out eventually.

Carrots do not need to be peeled before they are eaten.

Daylight savings time will be abolished in 2025.

Sweatpants should not be worn outside the house. We’re talking classic gray sweatpants or something like that. Not talking athleisure, although I have strong takes on that genre as well.

Athleisure is gross. What are you, a P.E. teacher?

Egg Salad is the most underrated sandwich in the land.

The Red Sox will make the ALCS and lose to the Kansas City Royals.

Bronny James will retire from professional basketball before Lebron James.

I love mandarins.

The New York Times games are boring.

A household TV can never be too big.

I would rather fall through ice on a lake than jump into the ocean on a hot summer day. (I would obviously live and it would be a beneficial life experience)

Hot Dogs have never and will never be a sandwich. We must not generalize everything - shine a light on uniqueness!

Expedited shipping is a scam.

Every shot in a PGA tour golf event should be on a shot clock.

Shopping Cart attendants are more valuable to society than most elected officials.

Anyone who fails to return a shopping cart to its proper home should be jailed on the first offense.

Anyone who returns a lonely shopping cart that is not theirs should be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

The smaller two leveled shopping carts are one of the greatest inventions of the last 250 years.

Canada should and will stay as Canada.

Dog food can be stored in the fridge.

The Eagles will win the Super Bowl on February 9th.

Howiehottakes will take over the internet.