Howie’s Sir Smashington Mega Lock Guaranteed Covers

Hey Everybody. Welcome to the segment where I pick every game against the spread (Thursday and Friday don’t count this week). Satisfaction guranteed. 

It’s Week 1. A weird week. Loads of tight games. Loads of weird games. Everyone is unproven and the bad teams aren’t even bad yet. 

*My picks are bolded in the macthups below. I’m not betting all of these in real life, you fools.*

Patriots (+7.5) @ Bengals (-7.5) (locksmith of the week)

Cardinals (+6.5) @ Bills (-6.5) 

Jags (+3.5) @ Dolphins (-3.5)

Texans (-3) @ Colts (+3) 

Titans (+4) @ Bears (-4)

Steelers (+4) @ Falcons (-4)

Panthers (+3.5) @ Saints (-3.5)

Vikings (-1) @ Giants (+1)

Broncos (+6) @ Seahawks (-6)

Raiders (+2.5) @ Chargers (-2.5)

Cowboys (+2.5) @ Browns (-2.5)

Commanders (+4) @ Buccaneers (-4)

Rams (+4.5) @ Lions (-4.5)

Monday Night Futból

Jets (+4) @ 49ers (-4)